Why do people who can't read at all volunteer to...
Like seriously? Why? “OOH PICK ME! I’LL DO IT!” And I’m like Then when they actually start reading they’re like “Mei…mei…meiosis differs from…uh…mitosis? Is that how you say it?” And I’m just sitting there like And finally 21748742589minutes later they finish and I’m just like
My parents are gone for the night.
fatregina: A normal teenager: Me:
I wish my parents could understand.
yourbabaayx3: lisahhmarie: - When I hang with a boy/girl doesn’t mean he/she’s my boy/girlfriend. - High school is hard, and I’m trying my best. - I’m a teenager, I don’t always have the best attitude. - I try to make the best decisions for me. - I’m young and want to have fun. - My room gets messy. - If I’m out all night doesn’t mean I’m drinking or doing drugs - I’m growing up and...
That one weird bestfriend you do weird things with...
j2mishamigo: george-hamilton-dracula: misha-cawlins: xsillymarelilyx: with-a-heavy-heart: -somethingwicked:
The best way to become boring is to say everything.– Voltaire (via intervals)
How I sit in class
Reblog if you get pissed off by your own hair
etherealme: all day, err day
I'm sorry that I'm boring to talk to sometimes.
imaflawlessbitch: Sometimes I just don’t know what to say. i’m shy.
Laughing for 15 seconds adds 2 days to your life...
so basically if im on my death bed and im about to die i can just be like and live for another 2 days? then id be like
That awkward moment when you're so tired from...
reirainoue: valkyr-:celeryandapplejuice: N A P C E P T I O N WE MUST GO NAPPER