January 2011
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
myuntoldstory:
diamondheartsneverbreak:
don’t forget the boys!
If I had Frank Dillane … Oh man
Did you know that the word "Nemo" in Latin means...
myperfectnightmares:
MIND. FUCKING. BLOW.
When you're in class and the teacher says "find a...
p3nisp0w3r-:
hyliancitizen:
you look at your friend like
and your friend looks at you like
fidhjgfksldkgldfd RILEY
When your mum shouts ''I need to talk to you'' and...
-everyrosehasitsthorn:
How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
kuhhristeen:
timmmypang:
d’aww, the GIF is too cute. And this is so true. haha.
perfect example of me (including size)
valentine's day
regucera:
expectations: a date with this.
reality: a date with this.
oh excuse me, i meant this:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
Party Like it's 1999
tillicious:
dappledthings21:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And...
Sometimes I’m confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is...
– ~Michael Stipe (via fuckyeahkickassquotes)
When your period's late... but you've never had...
booyouh0rcrux:
hdkdfueb:
“OH GOD I’M THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY.”
fuckyeahrandomstupidity:
KID: Lord,give us this day our daily bread with ham,egg and cheese,french fries,salad on the side. JESUS: are you praying or ordering??
Reasons why I'm single:
any-human-heart:
capitalhome:
I’m ugly.
I’m awkward as fuck.
I have a weird sense of humor that no one gets.
I really cant understand how a relationship works.
I’m super boring. I don’t talk too much.
I value Tumblr over social interaction.
life.
looking at pictures of myself from the past:
ksumms:
berrytwee:
Ages 1-8: AWH I WAS SO CUTE
Age 9+: WHAT HAPPENED