May 2013
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
Oh so facking intense and awesome And slow and hurray and autocorrect is fun and coolness ya digg
bonerbabe:
boy moans are so nice
cybersleepover:
if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
3 tags
fack my life i saw i spider & while I was screaming for my daddy to come kill it it ran behind my bed & now i’m fucked bc i cant find it anymore help me lord pls i am so sad/scared right now.
3 tags
I’ve gotten a lot of shit done today & I have more shit to get done but because of a certain kilig moment I feel like I can do it all
deadlysick:
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
2 tags
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
one time a boy liked me just kidding
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates, but I also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic. So, I don’t know.
raelynnmarie:
aradiamedium:
did they send me daughters
when i asked
for sons
#tell me how am i supposed to breathe with no heir (x)
athelstansbitch:
MY OPINION ON THINGS CHANGE FREQUENTLY AS I LEARN MORE STUFF ABOUT THE THING PLEASE DO NOT HOLD ME ACCOUNTABLE FOR SOMETHING I SAID THREE YEARS AGO
high there. teeeheehee
1 tag
mumfoodandsons:
[AGGRESSIVELY MEMORIZES A BAND’S SONG LYRCS AT THE LAST MINUTE RIGHT BEFORE GOING TO ONE OF THEIR CONCERTS TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT]